Meet Mr. Kilt . . . and . . .

So I get this message from "Mr. Kilt" and it says, "If only I were about 6 month younger."

So me, in my infinit wisdom go and look at his profile and it says~  "I am a pretty laid back, professional married man, looking to make friends on this site. I left all my close friends behind when I came to the USA. This is a good way to meet new friends and to feel less disconnected."

So I write him back~  "If only you weren't married." 

He says something back to me, like, "ours isn't a conventional marriage . . ." 

You know what, I personally don't care . . . 

Using my super power again . . . Delete delete delete!!

So I'd like to introduce you to "Mr. Kilt" and his wife . . .  Who ever she may be . . .  All I know is I won't be going out with "Mr. Kilt."