Oh! What fresh hell is this!!!

Oh OK Deep breath RED! 

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I have a friend!!!!  My neighbor lady, is a hoot!  I love her so much.  She is silly and has this sweet southern drawl.  She has a yorkie also, who has a crush on Romeo . . . And she likes to drink wine with me!  
WOO HOO!! 
What a fun, fun fun thing!!! 

Last night she called up and asked what I was doing . . . Humm . . . what should I say I was doing?
Splitting the atom? 
Finding cure for cancer? 
Creating world please? 
Communing with the Gods? 
Painting a masterpiece?
Nope~ none of those things.  What I was doing was laying on my sofa watching tv . . . and not just any tv, but STUPID tv.  I was watching Beauty and the Beast from the 80's  (Everything about it was bad, but never-the-less I was glued to the tv watching it.)

So she came over, and we did our toe nails together.  It was so much fun.  She used my colors and I used hers . . . oh how much fun to have a friend!!!  Right next door!

Well, we were painting (our toes) and drinking our wine . . .  and laughing and talking. 

And then, I don't know what happened . . . suddenly we are on the computer.  And she is setting me up a TAGGED account . . . 

And I hear your little voices saying, "What is Tagged?"

Well my darlings, Tagged is ANOTHER dating site!

WHY??  Why did we do this?  Well, I don't think it was really MY fault . . .  My friend . . . bless her sweet heart, (I can hear her giggling) thought it would be FUN!!!  And because, apparently I haven't had enough fun with the other one!!!

And, this one is even more interesting, because apparently if you live in another country you have a mad desire to message me.

I have messages from ~Tebessa, Algeria~ Tripoli, Libya~  italia, Italy ~Karachi, Pakistan~  Tehran, Iran ~ Kotā, NCR, Nainital, India (Whose message to me was~  "you have a lovely smile and such alluring bust" Great!  Just what I need another man obsessed with my boobs!  I think I might have to start a fan club! )~Highgate, Jamaica.  Those are just the ones from out of the country . . .  Not to mention all the ones both in and out of the state of Colorado. 

As of right now, I have 102 messages on this one . . . 

I have been proposed to already this morning twice . . .  I think probably for a "Greencard" . . . and I have had several men ask me if I am looking for a relationship . . .  WOW!!

So this, along with the other one, makes me think there are NO OTHER SINGLE WOMEN ALIVE ANY MORE, ANY WHERE!!