Mr. I want a wife but have no idea how to go about getting one AKA, Mr. Penis . . AKA Maybe I'm a Snake charmer

Well . . . 
I guess I don't even know what to say . . . 

Maybe I should say something like "The names of the innocent have been changed for their protection"  . . . but Nah . . . that just wouldn't be my style. 

Or Maybe I should say~  MY EYES!!  MY EYES!!  I need bleach to wash out my eyes. 

Oh but I'm getting a head of myself. . . .  Slow down Red and Back track. 

Here's the story of a lovely lady who was bring up three very lovely boys . . . (you know you want to sing the Brady bunch song with me. . . . )   But that is neither here nor there . . . just a little randomness thrown in for fun! 

I was at the wedding rehearsal . . . and it was at this restaurant . . .  (Rehearsal went fine . . . on to the food and drinks.)

I wasn't feeling extreemly sexy or beautiful or anything, but apparently I had my mojo going all the same.  There was a band at the place where we were going to have the dinner, and I had a glass of wine and sat down to listen, I love live music. 

I don't really know the people getting married.  So I didn't really need to socialize, and I didn't really want to say, "Hey, I just came for the free food . . . oh and to marry the couple." 

So I'm sitting and listening to the music, singer was great!  And he looks over at me and sings, "Oh my, you are a hot mama."  Ok . . .  Cool.  I like that.  Made me feel good.  Nothing melts this girlies heart more than getting sung to . . . 

At the set break, here he comes toward me.  He kind of says hello to a couple of people along his way.  But I KNEW he was coming to talk to me.  I almost said that to him.  But I didn't want him to think that I knew what was running through his little man mind.  So in my best "Snake charming" ways I just wait . . . I don't have to wait long . . .  And he is sitting down beside me.

He is smiling and talking and says his name is Carl . . .  Nice to meet you Carl.  He gives me his number and eagerly says, "I hope to see you again." 

Hummmm . . . we will see.  So far I like him better than anyone else I've talked to.  And maybe he could just sing me the menu or something, and I would be happy.

So I get home from the dinner and go check the dating site.  There is a man who has messaged me and his name is "I'm looking for a wife"  Look at his picture.

He seems nice enough.  He had nice words.  His message to me was~ "I bet you are a total blast to be around."

I respond I would like to hope I am.

Nothing crazy . . . he looks like a nice guy.  Seems pretty decent . . .  Professional man.  Right age.  Good words.

I don't know that I want to be anyones "WIFE" but I guess its too early to determine that.

So a couple more messages and I'm off to bed.  Don't want to have circles under my eyes in the wedding pictures . . .  The marriage may not last forever, but Pictures do! 

Here is something to remember ladies . . .. PICTURES REALLY DO LAST FOREVER.

So I get on line this morning and I have a couple more messages from Mr. I want a wife.   and something he said, had me going back to his profile to check something out.  He said he was going to the beach.  Last night he was in Colorado, (I know that, because why on earth would I message with someone out of state . . . I'm not moving anywhere.)  But we are a "land locked" state, we don't really have beaches.

So  . . . I open up his profile again (I did it last night) and find this . . .

Enter, the next phase of "Snake Charming", but I didn't really need to see this snake!

And no, the parts weren't fuzzy . . . I fuzzied them out, so you all didn't need bleach for your eyes too!!!!

Uh!?!?!? 

Is this how he is going to about finding a "WIFE"???

Super powers at work again . . . .

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And if you are going to show me your snake,  it better not look like a worm.